Quoth John Boehner, courtesy of Reuters:"During my years here when I voted, I have the eighth most conservative voting record in the Congress. And it does pain me to be described as spineless or a squish."
Snickers.
"I'm the most anti-establishment speaker we've ever had."
Snorts.
"I'm going to do my best to show all of our members, Democrats and Republicans and those members who voted against me, that I'm up to the job that I was given."
A-HA HA HA HA HA HA! A-HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HAAA HA HA HA!
The Orange Man, ladies and gentlemen. Give him a warm round of applause. (After all, it's the only time from now until America shortly ceases to be that he'll be deserving of one.)
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